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    League City, Texas

    Beer Analysis

    >Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
    >results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
    >hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer

    >The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
    >phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into
    >To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1
    >hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
    >1) argued over nothing.
    >2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    >3) Gained weight.
    >4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    >5) Became overly emotional.
    >6) Couldn't drive.
    >7) Failed to think rationally
    > Had to sit down while urinating.

    >No further testing was considered necessary.
    >Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much
    >And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! If you
    >think they can handle it.

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    Destin, FL

    all true except this one:

    *Had to sit down while urinating.

    when you're that drunk, you just stand and PEE no matter what you hit

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    While on the subject of beer:

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