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    GHetto Spelling Bee

    No matter how many times I receive this email - I get a good laugh!!!!

    Ghetto Spelling Bee

    Tyreal came home from school disappointed. "I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff".

    Mother: "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?"

    Tyreal: "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an "F".

    1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.

    2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL.

    3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he ! PLANET in the backyard.

    4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.

    5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.

    6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.

    7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.

    8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.

    9. ! AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.

    10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.

    11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

    12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING.

    13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

    14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.

    15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA! boy.

    16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"

    17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.

    18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."

    19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

    20. ! FASCINAT E - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE.

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    That shit aint right Dawg

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    missed this one

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