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    Apples and Wine

    Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
    tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
    afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the
    apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

    The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
    reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to
    come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top
    of the tree. Share this with women who are good apples, even those who
    have already been picked!

    Now, men . . . men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
    up to women to stomp the sh!t out of them until they turn into
    acceptable to have dinner with.

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    So true!

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