The war is over

[JRW1484]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been
given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

[brad2510]

That has got be one of the funiest things i have heard in a wile. Don't forget the boys in Louisiana.

[Totallyblown]

LMAO!!!

[Krazy-K]

thier are hillbillys in michigan 2 im in

[HOSS]

He looks related to Kanuck. Is that a sewage shootin gun?

[Pettee]

I always said it would be interesting to see a country invade us and run into a bunch of patriotic rednecks wielding as much weaponry as half the armed forces(minus tanks 0f course....although they prob built thier own!)

[natris 785p]

I always said it would be interesting to see a country invade us and run into a bunch of patriotic rednecks wielding as much weaponry as half the armed forces(minus tanks 0f course....although they prob built thier own!)

the prob with that is they would prob send over missles first.or chicken sh#t chemical war if they invaded on foot like red dawn they would not stand a chance in HELL

[jawz]

This is a big country.... The only places in this vast country that they could possibly invade are RED states.... The Blue states would make an invasion a BITTER,Bitter pill to swallow...Glock my A$$. A 300 mag, 30.06 , 270's and 243's from 4-500 yards would deter anyone/ with a brain... the term "redneck "needs to be spread around the world as a deterent. Have gun... target wanted!

[HOSS]

By the way thats a chop. No one man is picking up a 50. The barrel alone you ain`t pickin up.