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    Insurance story

    Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got
    called up to active duty one day. Boudreaux's first assignment was to a military
    induction center, and because he was a good talker they assigned him the duty of
    advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the GI insurance to
    which they were entitled.

    Before long, the Captain in charge of the induction center began noticing that
    Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental
    form of GI insurance.

    This was odd, because it would cost these low-income ! recruits $30.00 per month
    more for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already
    providing at no charge.

    The Captain decided that he would not ask Boudreaux directly about his selling
    techniques, but instead he would sit in the back of the room at the next
    briefing and observe Boudreaux's sales pitch.

    Boudreaux stood up before the latest group of inductees and said, "If you
    has da normal GI insurans an' you goes to Iraq an' gets youself killed, da
    governmen' pays you beneficiary $20,000. If you takes out da supplemental
    insurans, which cost you only t'irty dollars a mons, den da the governmen' gots
    ta pay you beneficiary $200,000!"

    "NOW," Boudreaux concluded, "which bunch you tink dey gonna send
    ta Iraq first???"

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    Love that story ! So true

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