Am I the only one?

[porksword]

Who cuts their grass at 1:00am so they can ride all weekend uninterupted?
Its 3:10am here and I just got back in. Its a good thing I dont have neighbors Now I can trim when I wake up and off to the water I go.

[qbzonk]

I wish I could cut my grass when I get up.

I try to be courteous and never cut before 9 AM, unless I absoltely have to.

[btldigger]

Better idea just use roundup then you dont have to worry about cutting it. But then the neibors might really be pissed

[IowanGPR]

Who cuts their grass at 1:00am so they can ride all weekend uninterupted?
Its 3:10am here and I just got back in. Its a good thing I dont have neighbors Now I can trim when I wake up and off to the water I go.

lol you're crazy. we have a 15 ft pull behind for our tractor that takes about 20 min for a 20 acre area


SO PORKSWORD.... i've always been intrueged by your S/N. is it Pork Sword, Pork's Word, or Por Ksword ?

[porksword]

lol you're crazy. we have a 15 ft pull behind for our tractor that takes about 20 min for a 20 acre area


SO PORKSWORD.... i've always been intrueged by your S/N. is it Pork Sword, Pork's Word, or Por Ksword ?

LOL IT'S PORK-SWORD, When I first found this site I just needed a quick answer to a question and didnt plan on sticking around long so I just came up with a quick name I figured Nobody would have. Then I got hooked on the site and the name stuck. I have thought about changing it to a more appropriate name but I didnt want to start all over and confuse people.

I use a 60" Gravely zero turn with halogen headlights to mow 8 acres. The rest is wooded so I dont have to mess with it. My close neighbor lives about 1/4 mile from me and he cant see my house in the summer so he dont care what I do.

[SUCKMYWAKE]

porksword, as in male member used for porking, also called a sword, meat whistle, skin flute, etc.

[OldNSlow]

Wish I had a 15' pull behind - I use a 15 year old instead.

"If you don't have my chores done by the weekend - yer not goin !"

[jeffsntx]

porksword, as in male member used for porking, also called a sword, meat whistle, skin flute, etc.

Yes, the thing that you always have in your mouth, thats what he is talking about.

[WFO]

porksword, as in male member used for porking, also called a sword, meat whistle, skin flute, etc.

skin flute
dick
penis
wang
cock
schlong
meat whistle
prick
dong
John
Thomas
Johnson
bone-a-phone
cyclops meat clown
Julliard
pecker
peter puffer
phallus
pink oboe
pink pony
pork sword
pud
rod
willy
meat microphone
purple headed warrior
Dennis the meat menace
throbbing python of love

and my personal favorite... Russell the one eyed muscle

[97GPSLEEPER]

Mine has been referred to by the ladies as cockosaurus.