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    Jan 2006
    Knoxville Tn.

    Joke of the day

    An old man on the beach said to a beautiful girl in a bikini, "I want to feel your breasts!"
    "Get away from me, you crazy old man!" she replied.

    "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he said.

    "Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!"

    "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you $100!" he stated.

    "NO! Get away from me!"

    "$200", he offered.

    She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and said, "I said NO!"

    "$500 if you let me feel your breasts," he claimed. She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless enough ... and $500 IS a lot of money ... "Well, OK ... but only for a minute."

    She loosened her bikini top and he slid his hands underneath and began to feel. Then he started saying, "OH MY GOD ... OH MY GOD ... OH MY GOD ..." while he was caressing them.

    Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my God, oh my God'?"

    While continuing to feel her breasts he answered, "OH MY GOD ... OH MY GOD ... OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get $500?"

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    Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
    faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic
    on the Bacardi Breezers.

    Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped
    in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought
    she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however was
    wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin
    them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
    wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
    After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next
    day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet
    and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the other
    husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starti ng to
    suspect the worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
    stuck to her butt that said..... "From all of us at the Fire Station.
    We'll never forget you."

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    Knoxville Tn.

    joke of the day

    An old man and his wife go to bed.

    After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man cuts a fart and says, "Seven points."

    His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

    "Touchdown. I'm ahead 7 to nothing."

    A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

    After about ten minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown I'm ahead 14 to 7."

    Now starting to get into it, the wife quickly farts again and says "Touchdown, tie score."

    The old man, not to be outdone, strains really hard but to no avail. He can't fart! So, not to be outdone by his wife,
    he gives it everything he has, trying for one more fart.

    Straining real hard, the old man craps in the bed. The wife asks, "What in the world was that?"

    The old man replies, "Half-time . . . switch sides."

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