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    Smile The Awkward Sunburn

    > To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the
    > rooftop of his
    > apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan
    > lines, he sunbathed in the
    > nude but fell asleep and burned his penis.
    > Not wanting to miss out on his date with the hot
    > blonde, he applied some
    > ointment to his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
    > The blonde showed up at his apartment and after
    > dinner they went into the
    > living room to watch a movie.
    > During the movie, the young man's sunburn began to
    > hurt. After several
    > minutes of extreme discomfort, he asked to be
    > excused.
    > A friend had told him that milk was very effective
    > in reducing sunburn pain.
    > So he went to the kitchen, poured a tall glass of
    > cold milk, and placed his
    > sunburned member into the milk. He experienced
    > immediate relief.
    > The blonde, wondering what the young man was doing,
    > wandered into the
    > kitchen and found him with his shaft fully immersed
    > in the glass of milk.
    > With a look of understanding the blonde exclaimed,
    > "So that's how you load
    > those things!"

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    I stole my dads ski RXT_IAN's Avatar
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    Excellent!... ...PR...

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    Nothin' runs like a Deere IowanGPR's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pale Rider
    Excellent!... ...PR...

    very nice- almost better than the blonde puzzle joke

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