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    Nov 2005
    Lafayette, La.

    Religious Boyfriend

    young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the
    "Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner
    and I think she is expecting something from me!"

    The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young
    man is going out, he returns and tells him, "Give me another condom because my
    girlfriend's sister is very cute, too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too."
    The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions...and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from
    At the dinner table, the young man is sitting with his
    girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there,the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this
    dinner... thank You for all You've given us...!!!"
    A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank You Lord forYour kindness..."Ten
    minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look
    at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the
    others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"

    The boy replies, "I didn't know the pharmacist was your

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    Apr 2005
    League City, Texas

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    One day at a time..... N8R's Avatar
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    Dec 2005
    so true

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